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Madison, 19 i was stung by a hornet once idk im pretty hardcore



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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby



raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo




uoa:

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl




thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.






fuck-you-and-live-life-hard:

Which demon possesses you?


Tagged as: beautiful,

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small



seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed




iwishihadafather:

And on the 8th day god said, “but do you like me or do you like like me???”






distraction:

OMG




pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.


catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING



i’m trying to get enough money to get an apartment like ASAP because a friend of mine is currently homeless and i needed one anyways but i need like 700 dollars for the first month. i cant use my next paycheck because it’s going towards my school. i thought about doing some kind of fundraiser but i have no talents and cant make things so idk what to do


Tagged as: help,