is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake
You can tell there’s an issue
When there are kids
Who would rather
Go to the hospital
Than go to school.
This cannot be rebloged enough
CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK
IM SO EXCITED
GALE GETTING PREGNANT
PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT
SNOW GIVING BIRTH
PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME
RUE IS A ZOMBIE
CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK
EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS
OMG! DISTRIC 14!!
Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
all the awards to this old man
The last one is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen oh my God
"why dont you like talking on the phone?" BECAUSE YOU FUCKING TWIT I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE ME CALL ANYONE WHEN YOU KNOW HOW WORKED UP I GET
I started crying on the phone with a vet because I accidentally hit ‘mute’ and she couldn’t hear me and I panicked so she just hung up and this is FUCKING EXACTLY WHY YOU DONT MAKE SOMEONE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY FUCKING CALL ANYONE
Things my cat plays with:
- Paper clips
- Dust bunnies
- Wrapping paper
- his tail
Things my cat doesn’t play with:
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.
I hope this gets all the attention
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume